December182011
wazzzy: GREATEST PIC OF ALL TIME of ALL time.

wazzzy:

GREATEST PIC OF ALL TIME

of ALL time.

aziz ansari jay-z justin bieber kanye west kid cudi tyler the creator ingrid michaelson 

November282010

My 10 Favorite Stand-Up Comedians

I saw a Tumblr challenge with this in mind and decided I’ll do just one post about it.

  1. George Carlin
  2. Chris Rock
  3. Louis CK
  4. Nick Swardson
  5. Lisa Lampenelli
  6. Aziz Ansari
  7. Doug Benson
  8. Dave Chappelle
  9. Daniel Tosh
  10. Robin Willams

love laughing george carlin chris rock louis ck nick swardson lisa lampenelli aziz ansari doug benson dave chappelle daniel tosh robin williams 

November212010
LOL @ Aziz I’m not sure why it’s taking me this long to watch the first season of Parks and Rec.

LOL @ Aziz

I’m not sure why it’s taking me this long to watch the first season of Parks and Rec.

parks and recreation aziz ansari nbc season one episode 6 netflix 

March222010
Damn, Jerry! You jumped in a creek for a burrito? What’d you do for a Klondike bar? Kill your wife? (via superfuffa) I must have said this 50 times yesterday. Sofuckin’funny.

Damn, Jerry! You jumped in a creek for a burrito? What’d you do for a Klondike bar? Kill your wife? (via superfuffa)

I must have said this 50 times yesterday. Sofuckin’funny.

parks and recreation amy poehler aziz ansari 

March152010
That’s fuckin’ funny as shit. (via andopolis)

That’s fuckin’ funny as shit.

(via andopolis)

aziz ansari twilight 

February132010

jeffwestjr:

As excited as I am to finally see the Russell-Brand-character-from-Forgetting-Sarah-Marshall spin-off realized, I can’t help but smell an odor of “I’ve-seen-this-all-before.” Nothing particularly stands out to me about this trailer other than the fact that Judd Apatow produced it and that that’s supposed to mean something. I mean, sure: Jonah Hill is always brilliant and the Brand himself is a comic genius, but based on what I’m seeing, I’m just not feelin’ it.

I agree and disagree… but I also think we’ve seen way too many movies to “like” anything Apatow comes out with anymore.

Aziz and Kroll FTW!!!

get him to the greek jonah hill russell brand p diddy nick kroll aziz ansari 

January172010

Some shows on MTV aren’t really my cup of tea….

resunsaysdope:

Mainly because I don’t like pieces of shit in my tea!

- Aziz Ansari

BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!! Aziz is BOSS!

aziz ansari the shizz 

January112010
“Why the fuck would I want to blow up the Chik-Fil-A? It’s fucking delicious.” Saddamn in Observe and Report. (via merrixdarling)

aziz ansari observe and report chik fil a 

January102010

johnnyminardi:

Aziz Ansari on Conan. This dude is hilarious.

 dude’s well spoken. LOOOOOOVE him!

aziz ansari 

December92009
Aziz looks fly as shit.

Aziz looks fly as shit.

Aziz Ansari raaaaaaaandy dead serious 

November192009
“On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how pissed is he?” Aziz Anasri [Parks and Rec]

Aziz Ansari 

October222009

20 Questions for Aziz Ansari - Chicago Tribune/Pop Matters

azizisbored:

4. “Star Trek” or “Star Wars”?

“Star Wars.” I have to admit when I see the “”Star Wars” version” of things I do get a little excited. You know what I’m talking about? Like the Call of Duty mods that let you play the game as StormTroopers? That would have been dope on “Goldeneye” for Nintendo 64.

Speaking of which, why isn’t “Goldeneye” on Xbox Live? Rare and Microsoft need to figure that out or someone needs to make a bootleg version somehow. Wait, what’s that sound? Oh, it’s the sound of any girl that was interested in sleeping with me changing her mind.

If anything it makes me WANT to sleep with you BECAUSE you want Goldeneye on 64. <3

Aziz Ansari 

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