February 2010
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I Wish
I wish you cared about what I post. I wish you cared about how I was doing during the day. I wish you took initiative in our weekly activities. I wish you cared about the things I said. I wish you’d want to stay up with me. I wish you’d notice things. I wish you liked the same music I liked. I wish you’d act tough and confident. I wish you cared about me.
I wish you would have...
conormckeon:
If The Oscars were run like The Grammys, ‘Transformers 2’ would be nominated for Best Picture.
January 2010
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Uh Oh....
guess who has a fan site now?
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Today is the first day of the rest of somebody’s life who just learned how...
– michaelianblack
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Pete Holmes ladies and gents →
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i wish people wouldn't make fuckyeah blogs then...
glad i’m not alone in this….
via opiumdenmother:
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Internet 2009 in numbers →
adamgotterer:
Preview:
90 trillion – The number of emails sent on the Internet in 2009. -72.4% – The growth of Lighttpd websites in 2009. 384.4% – The growth of Nginx websites in 2009. 126 million – The number of blogs on the Internet 2.5 billion – Photos uploaded each month to Facebook.
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Do super Avatar fans call themselves Avatards? They should.
– sarahschneider
YES! That’s amazing!
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Kevin Smith's reaction to watching MTV's Jersey...
millertime83:
As the first episode started, we were both shocked to learn that only one of the eight Italian-American cast members was actually from Jersey. The rest were Bennies, a term for people who come to the shore during the summer. “All these jackanapes are Bennies,” Smith sort of said. “Looking at this show and thinking it’s about New Jersey is like looking at Hogan’s Heroes and thinking...
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CAN'T FUCKING WAIT →
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I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass… and I’m all out of...
– They Live
CLASSIC!
28 Drinks Later →
Drink 1: Exposure. Drink 3: Tipsy. Drink 8: Hammered. Drink 20: Devastation. Featuring Nick Swardson FTW!
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#131 Conan O’Brien « Stuff White People Like →
danhandled:
Brilliant!
whoop whoop.
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Saw Chris Rock last night. He said, “Hey, Chelsea Handler!”...
– ElizabethBanks
lmao!
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AVATAR KILLED A GUY | Gamma Squad →
danhandled:
It was only a matter of time…
This isn’t funny but I laughed.
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Warning: Enraging CoCo only makes him funnier. Proceed with caution.
– rejectedjokes
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I hate the general overuse of
drinkyourjuice:
the phrase, “I’m bored.”
Hearing it is such a turnoff.
“What’s up?” “I’m bored.” “Nevermind. Bye.”
My general sentiments are that if you can’t think of anything cooler to say, especially if you can’t think of anything cooler to say on a consistent basis, then you’re not bored — you’re just boring.
Holy shit this is perfect!
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Some shows on MTV aren't really my cup of tea....
resunsaysdope:
Mainly because I don’t like pieces of shit in my tea!
- Aziz Ansari
BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!! Aziz is BOSS!
What is your favorite music video?
Night by Night- Chromeo
YOURS?
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robhuebel:
Jay gets abused on his own show. Gets good around 2:40.
Greatest video on the internet! :)
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Way to alleviate boredom/not break the law on an airplane: Yell...
– michaelianblack
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Dear NBC,
No one gives a shit about your $40 million deal. Do you NOT see America HATES Leno these days? Do you NOT get the fact we DON’T want to see him on television anymore and that Conan and Fallon are funnier and better than Leno will ever be?
Get your head out of your ass and make the RIGHT choice.
Sincerely,
a fan of Conan :]
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fuckyeahbenschwartz:
0211:
“Teddy Saw” by Ben Schwartz
This is so messed up. Don’t watch it on an empty stomach! via DCBene aka BenediktW - this one is funny splattering
He wasn’t kidding about the empty stomach thing… but I’m sure YOU can take it.
Ben Schwartz FTW!
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paulbriganti:
New video!
This is fucking brilliant.
I agree with Matt.